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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

Why don't they have phone books in China?

Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

How do Mexicans keep their food warm?

Chicken Fajitas.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

Why is today a trucker's favorite day?

Cuz it's 10-4 GOOD BUDDY!!!

Concrete Jokes More Concrete Jokes

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

3000 Jokes More 3000 Jokes

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

Alamo Wall Jokes More Alamo Wall Jokes