What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

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They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

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Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.