What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted?

His nose is wet.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

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Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis?

Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

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How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ?

Bean working very hard today !

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

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What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

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Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

3000 Mexicans Jokes More 3000 Mexicans Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.