What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

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What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common?

A Mexican is going to lay them one day

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What is today's best punch line?

Paul christoforo

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

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Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

Concrete Jokes More Concrete Jokes

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

Davey Crocket Jokes More Davey Crocket Jokes

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

How does Davey Crocket like his pie?

Alamode

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What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies !

Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

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How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "