How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

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What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

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How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

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How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "