What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

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What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

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What's Snoop Dogg's favorite time of day?

Tree O'clock!

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

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What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.