What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What is the difference between medium and rare?

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What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

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What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

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What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.