What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

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Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.