What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

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How does she tell them apart?

Their last names.

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

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Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

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What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

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What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.