What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

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What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

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What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

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What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.