What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

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How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

How does she tell them apart?

Their last names.

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.