What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

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What do you call 222,215 Frenchman with their arms up?

The active french armed forces.

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How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

What were their names?

Hot and Cold.

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What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.