What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What were their names?

Hot and Cold.

What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.