Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

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Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

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Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

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Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

What does Sally have?

Cancer.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!