Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

TRUSTWORTHY!

Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

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What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

Why did Sandra fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sandra.