Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

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Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them a crossbar can't jump!

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

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What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

Iceberg Jokes More Iceberg Jokes

What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad