Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

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Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

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Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

What makes you so sure?

n"He is a penguin."

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Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

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Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.