What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

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What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.