What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

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Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

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What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.