Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why do a German soldier's hands never get cold?

Because they've gott mit-uns

How many German does it take to take down a plane?

One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

What do Leonardo Dicaprio Babe Ruth have in common?

They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.