Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!