What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Runner Jokes More Runner Jokes

Why are most runners single?

At best they're ASICS.

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)