What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

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What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

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What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

Why are most runners single?

At best they're ASICS.

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How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography