What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

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What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

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How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon

What's Paul McCartney's favourite food?

Maccaroni