What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

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What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

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Because they kept retweeting.

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They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

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Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

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You use a spirit level.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.

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An asymptoad.

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What's Paul McCartney's favourite food?

Maccaroni

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."