What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Tony Jokes More Tony Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.