What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

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How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

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What do you call a man with 3 testicles?

Whodyanickabollockoff

Why men shop at Costco?

Because it's a hoe sale.

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What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Who's there ! Chin and Tony ! Chin and Tony who ?

Chin and Tonyk !

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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet