What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

Tony Jokes More Tony Jokes

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet?

A Pedofile

What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic