What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

What has a bottom on top?

A leg.

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Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

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Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

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What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

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What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

Where did the Irish guy get cancer?

In his prostatoe.

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What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.