One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.
A: It's not a bulb it's a globe.
About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!
As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.
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