What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

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What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

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What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

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What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!