What did the doctor say to the domestic abuse victim?

See you next "fall".

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist