What did the doctor say to the domestic abuse victim?

See you next "fall".

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How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

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What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.