Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

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What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

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What is the quickest way to double your money ?

Fold it in half !

What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!