Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

Traffic Jam Jokes More Traffic Jam Jokes

What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

Smear Jokes More Smear Jokes

What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face