What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

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Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Only place they can get love

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I love you.....

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Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

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What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."