What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

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How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Maple Jokes More Maple Jokes

What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....