Maple Jokes

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.