What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."

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Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

How does every racist joke start?

looks over both shoulders....

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What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."