What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

Because it was too steep.

Maple Jokes More Maple Jokes

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that."