Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

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What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

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What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

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What do your internal organs call their dating life?

Their homie-hoe-status

What's a redneck's favorite dating website?

Ancestry.com

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What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.