Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!

Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

Traffic Light Jokes More Traffic Light Jokes

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.