What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing

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How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

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Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!