What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing

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Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :