What's half of a tuba?

A oneba.

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

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How do you fix a broken Tuba?

Tuba glue.

How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!"

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What's half of a tuba?

A oneba.

What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba