What's half of a tuba?

A oneba.

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What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

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What is the range of a tuba?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!"

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What's half of a tuba?

A oneba.

What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba