When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
No-eye deer.
A Lickalottapus
Who else invents things?
becau
the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"
Because he was Legolas.
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.
In branch banks.
Protect and swerve.
