What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

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How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

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What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit