How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common?

Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

Exorcise Jokes More Exorcise Jokes

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

Possess Jokes More Possess Jokes

What do you call a possessed chicken?

Poultrygeist.

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!