How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

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What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

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What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

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How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

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What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

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Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

What do you call a possessed chicken?

Poultrygeist.