Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

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What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

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Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

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Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.