Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

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What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

Cauchy Jokes More Cauchy Jokes

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

Imagine Jokes More Imagine Jokes

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes?

Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"