Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

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What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced.

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

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What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

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Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

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What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

la Mode

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Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.