What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

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What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

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Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!

Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat "

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What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music?

Are &amp Be