What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg?

Irene.

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

What time do kids need naps?

A: At whine o'clock.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...