What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

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Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What was special about Three-Eyed Suzie?

She had no legs.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

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