What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names