What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

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How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*