What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

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What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

Where did he touch you as a kid?

that will be an extra $50."

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.