What time do kids need naps?

A: At whine o'clock.

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What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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What time do kids need naps?

A: At whine o'clock.

Why did the broom take a nap?

It was sweepy.