What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door

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How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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Knock on the door

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I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

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Well, I guess we better Barium.

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What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door

What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap