What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

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Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

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What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

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What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!