What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

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What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

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Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

What's faster than a black man dodging cops with a TV?

His brother with the laptop.

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Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

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What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

How does Bob Marley like his doughnut?

w' jammin it