What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Doughnut Jokes More Doughnut Jokes

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts!

What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down?

His Doughnuts.