Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"
The asphalt.
Something Italians learn in preschool.
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
Because she had one heck of an ex-goose
I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."
I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*