Conundrums!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.
Because they're curious and want to learn. And that's why you don't see many black scientists.
Because he was always lost at C!
E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.
Because running is past tents.
Look ma, no hands!
E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
The elf-abet.
Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them.
They're repulsive!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A PANDAwan learner.
Italians.
There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.
Because it's Russki.
yesallwomen
The braille left her lips numb.
Response: In programming course.
You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.
Something Italians learn in preschool.
Because Somalia doesn't have an education system
You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)
Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!
The clam before the storm!
Because he never learned.
A webinar.
The asphalt.
They're stuck at C for years
The Hare Force
Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny
Nothing lmao bees cant learn.
Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.
A: Boxing
so he could flip the bird
Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"
when his hand caught fire!!
By watching the noose.
A pHD
Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.
They just wing it.
Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
Holm School
The Elfabet!
5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.
A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.
The alphabat.
Because it's
Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"
Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!
Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.
Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!
To learn about gorilla warfare.
A: Learning from your mistakes.
Because you never forget!
You see a woman learn her place.
His red wings.
An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!
Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams.
C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run
The road.
Clothes-minded.
To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
E.T. learned English and went home.
Me
Marshall arts.
They can only learn 4 moves.
The ground!
I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.
At LMN-tary school !
A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"
Waiter: Probably learning to read.
He had to start from scratch.
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
He's not a tight end anymore )
Mothmatics !
Because they can spend years at sea.
When it is learning a new language !
Sundae School
That's my buoy !
Gator-raid. <3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.
He just started fiddling with it.
A: They must follow the letter of the law.
A: Learning how to fold a map.
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.
Because she'd never be able to learn the language
The Apey-cees!
KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods
A. Hump me dump me!!
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.
She had never learned to spell properly.
That people exaggerate.
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
Sunday school.
At sundae school.
I don't know. I just build the fence.
The door.
Ewan
200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
Sir.
An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."
A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."
Because it's past tents
You can only ran, because it's past tents.
Alien vs. Predator
Alien versus Predator.
Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.
Both cant work without chains.
