What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

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How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

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What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

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What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

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What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.