What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

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What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

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What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

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What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind