What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

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Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

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What did the bartender say to the alien?

You're drunk ET, go home!"

What do you call an alien in a swamp?

A MARSHian

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What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

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Why is it called "Alien vs Predator"?

Isn't predator an alien too They should've just called it "Some Aliens"

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

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What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

Why did the dinosaur go to jail?

Because he was a child molester.