What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

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What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

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Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

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Why is it called "Alien vs Predator"?

Isn't predator an alien too They should've just called it "Some Aliens"

How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

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How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

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What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.