What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

What's the difference between the east-german and the west-german accent?

While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.

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What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

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Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

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What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

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Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.