What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

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Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

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How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

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Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

Why are divorces so expensive?

Because they are worth it!

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Who loves fast food?

Jared fogle

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.