What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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How do Catholic church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

What do you call a ghost that stays out all night?

Afresh air freak.

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What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu

What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.