What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?

A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

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What do you do if you're Fighting a group of circus performers?

Go for the juggler

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

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What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

A: I have my eye on you.

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy