Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

Exit Jokes More Exit Jokes

What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards