Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

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What do you call a room full of psychics?

A scam!

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)

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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

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Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit