What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

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Because either way someone is losing a trailer.

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He went to the second-hand shop.

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How does a dog catcher gets paid?

by the pound.

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said