What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

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What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

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What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

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What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

What are the three fastest means of communication?

Internet telephone telawoman.