What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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They are always packing their trunk !

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His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

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Through the windshield

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Convert to kilograms.

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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Remorse code

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A lot of crackling on the line !

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Take my word for it.

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.