What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

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Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

What do you call a really bad driver in France?

A woman.

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Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

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What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

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What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

They all have telephones...

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What are the three fastest means of communication?

Internet telephone telawoman.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.