Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !

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What's the longest word in English?

smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

What are you doing, creep?

she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."

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What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?

A guardvark!

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!