Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A tyrano-snore-us rex.

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Hip Jokes More Hip Jokes

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

What did the old zombie dog say when she got a birthday bone?

My hip!*

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

Shaki Ra Jokes More Shaki Ra Jokes

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.