Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Who's there ! Attila ! Attila who ?

Attila you no lies !

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Hip Jokes More Hip Jokes

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

Shaki Ra Jokes More Shaki Ra Jokes

What do you call an egyptian sun god with a colombian accent?

ShakiRA

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.