How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

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Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

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Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.