Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

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Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

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Why do some people dislike twitch chat?

It's just not their Kappa tea

Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!