Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

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What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

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How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!