Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

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How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

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Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.