Because they strongly dislike vacuums.
Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.
4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.
It had no soul.
Because then the children have to play inside.
Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)
An unidentified flying omelet!
The position of the dirtbag
Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen
It's just not their Kappa tea
Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.