Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

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What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

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What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

How do you have a party in outer space?

A: You plan-et.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

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Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea?

It's because they are a Seoulless nation.

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke