Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

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What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

What does a dog get at the vet?

FIXED

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Why do black people smell bad?

So blind people can hate them too

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

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What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!

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Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

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Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.